a former myspace post

this was posted on my myspace account on 4/6/2007
I am indeed glad to tell you that we are currently in transition, from phase one (where you belong), to phase two (get in line). The humor here lies in the fact that this was constructed as part of a joke during normal work hours at the place of my previous employ, and now seems to begin to bear shreds of truth if looked at with a squinted eye and cocked head... if you look, you'll see it.

Politics. Crazy stuff... like Dizzy Gillespie jaming with Jonie Mitchell. or Air Supply rock'n out with Oasis.

All I hear- on t.v.; radio; people talking- is how bad our country is. How much we're screwing things up here and everywhere else. Well my friends, I don't know if you've seen it coming or not, but I am here to tell you that the answer is coming. Like the snake who thinks he's got you, up until the moment he feels the sharp teeth of the mongoose grab hold. I am here to tell you that the mongoose is (red), and he &*($@!*% means business. I am here to warn you of the communist plot to take over the world, don't resist because it won't work, and soon you'll find out why.

I have, in my posession, the specific plans of the communist party's attempt to take over the U.S.A. (note: before we begin you must realize that Vodka is their only weakness- as Russians proved in the previous decades)

Phase 1 (also called "where you belong")

This is their grass roots campaign. Starting out in small suburbs with disgruntled americans who believe strongly in a social government programs (i.e. welfare). This is when you will find them beginning to congregate, as well as airing communist commercials which usually involve the symbol "(red)" I think I saw one on t.v. the other day... It had some sort of communist sounding music and was a fade in/ fade out sort of commercial that said:

Inspi(red)

Desi(red)

Communism where you belong.

You should know that propaganda will be increasing in volume and their ideas should begin to permeate our government and begin to affect its policy making.



Phase 2 &3 still to come. But I can tell you that there advertising campaigns are "get in line" and "because we f*cking mean business" respectively.

I don't want to be around when they get to phase 3, but I think we can all agree that the signs of the shift from phase 1 to 2 are occuring as we speak..{ let it be known that this was incorrect and that the majority of the campaign and first few months in office were truly phase one- I guess things got extended} They've already got China and Cuba. Russia seems to be the autistic (sorry) communist or the drunk uncle. Either way- that's a whole lotta commie pigs roaming the earth.. If only you'd look towards washington... I bet you could see a whole lotta (red).

Don't get me wrong... it's a great philosophy... but you can't make people help others.. .it should be there decision.. If I don't wanna help those on welfare... I should be able to defer those taxes to something else... Like the suppression of communism in the United States.